The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I thought this sub could use a little more self-deprecating humor... ... too bad I suck at telling jokes.
TIL It takes men an average of 33 hours to complete a digestion cycle and women 47 hours. Guess women are the ones full of shit.
Not to spoil the Eclipse for anyone tomorrow but... Bella chooses Edward.
I try to learn from my mistakes, but it's hard when they can't even wipe their own ass.
I bought one of those memory foam pillows the other day... ... Uh, I forgot what I was going to say about that.
So, it turns out that "In-N-Out" is NOT a brothel but "Animal style" still means the same thing; so that was nice.
I have a dishwashing liquid that attacks grease. Mostly the uninspired cinematography and John Travolta's singing.
My wife found out I was cheating My wife found out I was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding…She got mad and said she is never playing Scrabble with me ever again!!
I'm hoping for a peaceful transition of power if Trump looses. Just like Germany did in April 30, 1945.
My government is spreading obviously false covid-19 info about x-mas parties Here in Sweden the government lies and says that we can have Christmas gatherings of up to 8 people without any problems. Such obvious bull! Who knows 8 people without any problems?
Princess Diana goes to heaven... Princess Diana goes to heaven and meets St. Peter. He says to her: Here in heaven we are all equal, so you need to take off the crown. She replies: This is not a crown, it's a rim
Shelly sells seashells down by the seashore Shelly got chlamydia.
The other night my girlfriend and I had parked in a quiet road for a bit of fun when a policeman caught us. He gave me a ticket for doing 69 in a 30mph zone.
I walked up to a woman in the store the other day and said "36C" She proceeded to slap my face and said "What the hell is wrong with you?!"My response was "Why the hell would you wear a shirt that says Guess?!"
My English teacher says it's impossible to make a sentence using only nouns... Boy, eye gist dew naught sea whey awl teachers seam two inn cyst tits knot rite. We half sum examples. Dew ewe? Lettuce snow.