The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I broke a toner cartridge when I was putting it into the printer. RIP my inkbox.
Thanks Google Nest.... I get a notice on my phone saying a unknown person was seen walking in the house early morning...shows a picture of me.... well.. fuck you to you judgmental asshole lol
Mommy, what were you doing bouncing on Daddy's stomach last night? -I have to do that or Daddy's belly gets very fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny.-That's not going to work.-Why not?-Because the babysitter keeps blowing him back up.
A Tree Falls In A Rainforest And Nobody Notices But Me "Ha ha ha! My illegal tree cutting business is working!"
How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? None, they all use gaslighting.
Me and another coworker were competing to see who was the best at our drug testing job. I was winning until i misplaced a felon's probation samples. So I guess I lost that pissing contest
This girl ran up to me at the cemetery and said "I need to pass through the cemetery but I'm scared to walk alone. Can you walk with me across?" I said "Oh yeah of course. Don't worry, I used to be super scared of cemeteries when I was alive too."
If Trump took part in a beauty peagent, he would be crowned Miss..... ..... interpretation
I went boating with cast of friends the other day... None of them could use an oar, but Lisa Kudrow.Sorry.
A smart cop, a dumb cop and cinderella walk down the street and see a dropped coin on the ground. Who picks it up? The dumb cop; because Cinderella and a smart cop exist only in stories.
How do crabs run in Alabama? They run in family.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniel's? Jack is still killing Indians.
Doctor: "i'm sorry to say you've got lung cancer." Patient: [tearing up] "oh god, no!"Doctor: "Sorry to say it because it's not true, lol April Fools!"Patient: [angry] "What the hell?"Doctor: "Yeah, pranked you, the cancer's in your pancreas."
What's the difference between an oyster shucker with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhoea? One shucks between fits, the other fucks between shits.
A sales guy rings the doorbell on a house, and the door is opened by a 12 year old, holding a glass of cognac and smoking a cigar The sales guy is a bit stunned, but plows forward and asks, "Is your dad home?"The kid replies, "What the fuck do you think?"