The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋

Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
It turned out that local barber was actually also a crack dealer. I was his customer for years, and never thought that he could be a barber.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
Where do terrorists go when they die? Everywhere.
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we 'be positive,' but it’s just so hard without him.
I had a great joke about COVID… but I don’t wanna spread it around.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. 'That's my stepladder,' he said. 'I never knew my real ladder.'
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, 'It's a moving violation.'
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.