The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
A doctor thinks he’s invented a new procedure to remove a woman’s uterus Other doctors point out this is already a well known operationThe doctor replies “oh well it’s historic-to-me”
When I was younger, I didn't want to imagine my parents having sex... So I'd watch them while hiding in their bedroom closet.
Why is it called Red Square called Red Square when it is shaped like a rectangle? Because in Soviet Russia, all sides are equal.
Why are prison inmates dressed in orange? They should be dressed in violet Because they're violetors.
Why did the police arrest the squirrels in the park? - For busting a nut in public view
Taking the side length that’s opposite of an angle in a right triangle is very much frowned upon. It’s considered a sin.
I tell step-dad jokes... Exactly like Dad jokes, just not as good.
A guy goes to a costume party wearing only underpants The host says "What are you supposed to be?"The guy replies "I'm a premature ejaculation. I just came in my underwear."
Coronavirus came from Wuhan but it isn't the only disease to come from China There's also the Wu Ping cough.
Why did the pirate not like the old video game with a liberal-leaning political message? It was hard to port
What did the person say when a flood struck his house? Damn it!
A woman in a park called 911. When the police officer arrived at the scene, he saw two men, standing on their hands, dashing towards a line painted on the ground. The police officer was livid at the woman having wasted his time. "This ain't a scene," he said, "it's a goddamn arms race."
If prisoners could take their own mug shots...They'd be called cellfies.
What do you call a belt made of watches?' 'A waist of time.'
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.