The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
Did you hear about the burger cook who took a dump on the grill? He totally flipped his shit.
Upside to masks The only upside to wearing a mask during COVID, other than not getting sick and dying alone drowning in one's own fluids, is that this last holiday season I watched all the "Charlie Brown" specials and understood everything the teacher said.
Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia? Because he was Snowd en!(according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
Ya know I hear Iran has no Walmarts Only Targets.
What do lawyers and mosquitoes have in common? They're both blood sucking parasites.
Did you all know that cucumbers help with your memory? The last jail I was at a guy got one shoved up his ass and i am never gonna forget that!
birthday card I received from my brother...Forget about the past you can't change it, forget about the future, you can't predict it, forget about the present... I didn't get you one.
You know what really takes guts? Digestion.
People with mosquito-borne encephalitis be like Yeah, this is big brain time
Why do relationships between string instruments never work out? They always result in domestic violins.
Math teacher: "What do you call an angle of 90 degrees?" Me: "Fahrenheit or Celsius?"
There's a doctor's surgery in my town that is almost impossible to get to. It's on an island in a lake but there's no ferry or even a dock for private boats. Every patient that's made it there has flu.
What is DJ Khaled's favorite number? Eleven. Because it's a 1. And another 1.