The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist? Nothing, giraffes aren't real.
Steam isn’t a Jihadi’s favourite state of water. Ice is.
My uncle stopped smoking because of coronavirus RIP uncle Jim.
What's a female ghost's most attractive feature? Her BOO-bies! >!Oh come on, it's funny...!<
Picking sexual partners is a lot like shopping for fruit. People look down on you if you pick the ones that got shipped here in a box.
The vagina... The best engine in the world. It can be started with one finger. It's self lubricating. It takes any size piston and change's its own oil every four weeks. It just a pity the management system is so fucking tempermental!!
Man asks Confucius: If a man washes his ass, is he gay? Confucius say: A man who cleans his house clearly expects a visitor.
Only 2010's kids will get this. Polio and shingles.
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
This old guy I knew would always say, 'You know what really burns my ass?' He'd then hold his hand at butt level and say, 'A fire about this high.'
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with? Forgery.
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.