The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋

Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Who do businessmen pray to? The Prophet Margin
I lost my ABBA cd Where did the disco?
What do you call walking trails behind a mental facility? Psycho-paths
In an effort to play every famous person in the world, Tom Hanks has taken a new role In his ongoing effort to play every white man of any worthy note, Tom Hanks has be cast as Tom Hanks in his upcoming biopic
Bill Cosby, Anthony Weiner and Harvey Weinstein walk into a bar Harvey says, "Hey Bill, buy me a drink!"Bill shouts back, "I don't know what role you're trying to offer me, but let's not involve Weiner..."
What do you get for calling a suicide hotline in Iraq? A job offer
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. 'She obviously has COVID,' my wife said. 'Why?' I asked. 'Because she has no taste.'
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, 'I’m getting a divorce,' she was the first one to like it.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
I searched for a lighter on Amazon, but all I could find was 401 matches…
I saw a 1000 year old oil stain… It was from ancient Greece.
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya!'