The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
Why do dragons sleep during the day? Because they like to fight knights.
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
Why is Italy shaped like a backslash and not the letter I? Because it is in "italics".
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes... Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.
What did the guy say when he buried a body in the wrong cemetery plot? "I've made a grave mistake."
How do you kill the ender dragon You ender
So I read my mom's ID card today She's so bad at sex, that she got an F in it
Recently I've been learning how to draw optical illusions so I can surprise my girlfriend with one on her birthday. Unfortunately she walked in and caught me practicing the other day.Her: "What's that!" Me: "I can explain...it's not what it looks like!"