The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Do you know what kind of bird doesn't fly on fridays? A one that died on Thursday...
Just been assaulted in a health food shop! Someone threw a massive bottle of cod liver oil tablets at me. Fortunately I only suffered super fish oil injuries.
I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak notice.
You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a Catholic converter.
I was stood behind a customer at an ATM and he turned around and said "could you check my balance?"-so I pushed him. His balance wasn't that great.
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let’s make this interesting.' So we stopped playing chess.
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/Them.
Doctor: I think your DNA is backwards.ME: …And?
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.