The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I called a suicide hotline in Afghanistan They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
My dad said I was a mistake I hope thats a joke
A Grandpa and his Grandson go for ice cream. The grandpa takes him to a special ice cream store and says:"Here, this is a pussy flavored ice cream cone."The grandson takes a couple licks."Grandpa, this tastes like shit.""Son, you're taking too big a licks."
How did the Mexican cheese factory report an equipment malfunction? No whey, Hose A.
on the beach W.C. Fields was walking on the beach one day when a beautiful girl passed by. Fields tipped his hat and said, "Hello my dear, how's your ass?"The girl looked at him in disgust and said, "Shut up!"He said, "Hmmm... mine too. Must be the salt water."
Why couldn’t the pirate play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck.
I hate my job at the morgue, nobody gets my sense of humor. I swear I’m working with a bunch of stiffs.
BREAKING NEWS: Ethiopian falls into crocodile pond 17 crocodiles confirmed dead so far, with Ethiopian still actively feeding.
bank account: $1,400 has been deposited into your bank account **me, at Baskin Robbins:** give me Carol Baskin
In the 1970s, as manager of Baskin Robbins', my mom was tasked to create new flavors related to Richard Nixon... Her choices, as she told me, were 'ImPeachments & Cream' and 'Watermelon-Gate' (as a sorbet).Both were denied. This is actually true.
I had a package delivered And it was covered in drool and crayon.That's the last time I pay for a special delivery.
The United Kingdom is breaking up! Soon it will be the Untied Kingdom.
A duck walked into a Harry Potter toy store, and he said to the man, running the store: “hey... got any Snapes?”
My instructor asked me, "Can you read that car's license plate from here?" I answered, "YES!! NOW COULD YOU **PLEASE** OPEN THE PARACHUTE NOW!!!???"
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