The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
- Mom, I've lost 2 kilograms and now I'm so worried that I cannot even sleep… \- Mom, I've lost 2 kilograms and now I'm so worried that I cannot even sleep…\- Son, don't panic, it's only 2 kilograms, no big deal. \- Well, there are some Colombians who'd disagree with you mom…
What's the number one rule of Vegan Fight Club? Tell everybody
I just found out that Bilbo Baggins died from a Viagra overdose. And that just goes to show you... ... old hobbits die hard
What do you call a flying dinosaur that uses its hands to see? A tactiledactyl
Why do crabs with IBS nest under bakeries? It's the easiest place to pinch a loaf.
My balls are just like scented stickers All i do is scratch and sniff
There are two possibilities for words that mean "final part" or "smaller amount". The possibilities are: end, less.
Gotta love the graphic designer for the PA license plate ...cuz the colors I associate the state with are blue, white, and yellow like the gorgeous beaches it has.
What did one french surgeon say to the other one evening? “Bonesaw!”
When my dad died it was left to me to manage his affairs How he kept all those women a secret from my mum I'll never know
Germany announces a new health ministry to aid in combatting COV19 From today, all research dedicated to battling COV19 will be carried out under the Robert Cough foundation
I heard a fight broke out in the orchestra hall today. Apparently someone struck a wrong cord and it led to a lot of violins.