The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What type of trophy do you get when you’ve seen a traumatic amount of cat asses in your life? A catastrophe
Blow Job A son runs up to his father and says dad I got my first blow job. The dad says that's great how was it? The son said it tasted terrible.
I had an appointment with a doctor's office to get my medical marijuana card the other day... When asked where I heard of them, I told him my friend reeferred me.
What do you call a BDSM-loving vegetable? Butternut squash
My wife just accused me of having zero sense of empathy. I have no idea how she can feel that way.
There wasn’t any parking at the Sex Addict Support Group So everybody came on the bus
A mosquito bit Hillary Clinton the other day... It was later found to have hit itself in the back of the head with a fly swatter.
What genre would Trump's autobiography be filed under? Fan fiction.
I gave a phone and 100 dollars to a homeless guy today. You will never know the happiness I've felt when he put his gun away.
Did you hear about the explosion at the workshop where they make perfume? It blew up the olfactory
It's been a strange sort of day. First I found a hat full of money... and then I was chased by an angry weirdo with a guitar.
I heard that my sister is dating the teacher. I could hear them making out in the closet yesterday Homeschooling is weird
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
How did the pirate get his ship so cheap? It was on sail..
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we 'be positive,' but it’s just so hard without him.