The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Well, I know it's childish, but me and my girlfriend have just had a great time having a pillow fight and I won! The secret is to stuff a few bricks in there..
Has anyone read the book, "Cum Stains on Her Pillow" By Mr. Completely
What do you call it when a symphony musician hits his wife? Domestic violins.
I whispered in her ear what I would like to do to her and she said, "I'm getting really wet." "Turns you on, does it? I asked. "Turns you on, does it? I asked. "No," she replied, "you dribble a lot."
Happened IRL We were at the cemetery. Talking about a dead person who got cremated. My dad said: I don't want to hear about you doing this to me! I answered: You won't...
Did you hear the joke about censorship? You might expect to simply see the word \[removed\] here, but actually most censorship is self-censorship whereby people edit their own work to pre-empt any conflict with the censors, so please DM me for the answer to this joke
You want to know the worst thing about owls? It's the way they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
What are the 2 most Illegal drugs in Duckville Weed and Quack
I had a health form for my doctor to fill out today. He reached into his pocket and pulled out an old mercury thermometer. “Shit,” he said. “Some asshole has my pen!”
My dad said he was going to set me up for life. Of course, I was excited by the idea. Until he blamed me for the murder he committed.
Shredder finally defeated the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. All he had to do is to throw a box of plastic straws to the sewer system.
Where did the Google team hide the dead bodies of their competitors ? The query
If robert frost was bisexual... He would have gone both ways.
What is ISIS's favorite dinosaur? A terror-dactyl.
When the creator of USB drive will die, they'll lower his coffin into the ground.. ..take it out, flip it over and lower again.