The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋

Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!

It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.'

My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.

I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!

My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are. But I laugh more.

Why did Waldo go to therapy? To find himself.

I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.

What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.

If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?

What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.

I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.

I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.

People are making apocalypse joke like there is no tomorrow!