The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Wanted: £20,000 Reward for Schroedinger's Cat... ...Dead and Alive
“What’s your name?" asked a policeman when he stopped me. "Bartholomew." I said."And your last name?" he continued."It's always been Bartholomew." I said.
I had to leave my wife due to a sex/salad fetish It started on our wedding night when she tried to shove a whole lettuce up my ass.That was just the tip of the iceburg
Man: Doc, all 5 of my boys want to be valets when they grow up! Doctor: Wow! That’s the worst case of parking sons’ disease I have ever seen.
I heard there was a humvee crash at the Pentagon today. The driver ran into a popcorn cart. There were two colonels crushed.
A woman has a car crash and afterwards is screaming "Where's my baby?" A policeman says to her, "Your baby's over there". "And over there. And up there. And back there."
What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek? A golden opportunity
What is it called to be stuck in a card game Solitairey confinement
What product do Jewish boys use most of their money on? Lotion
The police chief asked, "Do you have any leads or suspects for the murder case?" The officer responded, "I'd like to interview the bartender wearing high heels and a leopard print dress." The chief frowned and said... "Please, just wear your police uniform."
Mike Pence walks into the Oval Office and sees Trump whooping and hollering. "What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired."Nothing at all, boss. I just finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed."How long did it take you?""Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"
My first NSFW joke that I proudly wrote when I was 9 years old: What's the difference between tennis and badminton? A: One you play with your balls, one you play with your cock.
At a crowded funeral for a popular well known man, the wife stands finally to ask “Would any of you who knew Jim like to say a few words?” An older gentleman from the back shuffled forward, took a deep breathe, and stated loudly “PLETHORA SHITLOAD FUCKTON” The wife hugged the man firmly, and said “Thanks. That means so much.”
I went to make a joke on the Para-Olympic's YouTube channel but the comments were disabled.
Caught my roommate masturbating himself with a thin pancake. What a crepe.