The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
My wife told me she didn't understand cloning. I told her, "That makes two of us."
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other 'Does this taste funny to you?
How do you teach kids about taxes? Eat 38% of their ice cream.
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
Are Gorillas stupid? Of course, who else would complain about a 19$ drink but keep coming back to the same bar
I asked an employee at the bank if they had any specials or promotions on loans and she said "Yeah! Zero interest!" To which I responded, "Uhhhh, then can you maybe fuckin go find someone who's *interested* in helping me?"People can be so rude.
Me: I am thinking of climbing Mt Everest again. My alter ego: Really? How many times have you climbed Mt Everest so far?Me: Not once yet, but it is the seventh time I have had this thought.