The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
So they say a Harriet Tubman's face is going on the $20 bill. Excellent, I can't wait to start using black people as currency again.
Like a radiologist researching sausage digestion, I tend to see the Wurst in people
Every time someone is arrested for a crime in Florida, they have to write a long text file describing their motivations for the crime and how it was carried out, so the police can add it to their registry. Which is why all the stuff that happens in Florida seems so weird without the con-text.
I don't trust a teacher who reviews every single piece of homework they give out I think they're mass-grading as someone else.
What is a ghosts favorite kind of dessert? What is a ghosts favorite kind of dessert?Boo-berry pie!
This weekend we saw a crocodile that had trouble swimming, Does anyone know where we can find medication for a reptile dysfunction?
My dad told me that on their walk today my dog was able to retrieve a tennis ball that landed 2 miles away Sounds far fetched
The recommendation to self-isolate by governments feels like we were all given a group project and so far the progress seems similar to a typical group project. The minority is doing most of the work while everyone else does whatever they want.
What do you call exotic dancers in a politically unstable region in the Middle East? Gaza Strippers
What did the detective say when she discovered the toilet at the crime scene? Shit went down here.
When a John asks a prostitute what he can get for $50... He is asking a trick question.
Whats the difference between a woman and a washing machine? You can drop a load in a washer and it doesn't follow you around for two weeks.
My new breast reduction clinic is called ... Tits for tats.
" Could you explain to me why I woke up this morning with a cucumber up my ass? " My wife screamed. " Could you explain to me," I yelled back, " Why you didn't wake up when I put it there? "
A man was finishing reading a book when all of a sudden he had an urge to start masturbating. He finished at the end of the book You can say he *Came to a conclusion*