The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
I found a joke recorded in an old book from my great great great great grandfather in 1881 A married woman said to her husband. “You have never taken me to the cemetery.” “No dear,” replied he. “that is a pleasure I have yet in anticipation.”
My British friend was really proud of his heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania. Now he can’t even look at himself in the mirror.
What can you find in a dog park at night? Some shady shit.
What did the monkey do when he saw the rabbit? Painted his balls orange to look like a carrot!
What is a question word. That's grammatically true.
On Monday we start Diarrhea Awareness Week. Runs until Friday.
Hey girl are you a slime ball? 'Because you make my piston sticky
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's ok, he woke up.
My brother has been staying with me for a couple weeks now, which has been awful. My brother is crazy. Even my neighbors hate him. The other day I opened the door...I caught him masturbating. He looks me right in the eyes and goes, “Shut the door.”I said, “Get inside.”credit: Anthony Jeselnik
I hear you, brother \- Pity me sir, I have a wife and six children, said the beggar. The gentleman replied: - Dear fellow! Accept my heartfelt sympathy, so have I!
Given that Wendy has a crush on Peter Pan, I guess you can say.... She's Pansexual.
Elon Musk unveils pig with chip in its brain... ...it was from the Kenosha County Sheriff's Department.
How did the blonde break her leg while raking leaves? She fell out of a tree.