The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What do you call an ambulance with a flat tire? A flatulence.
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So I asked a bomb defusion specialist about the stresses of his job... ...he said there aren't any because either he's right or it's suddenly not his problem.
A duck walked into a Harry Potter toy store, and he said to the man, running the store: “hey... got any Snapes?”
After dealing with dad-jokes all winter... I'm hoping to get him back this summer with some son-burns.
An O-5, a Foundation Agent, and Doctor Bright walk into a bar. [DATA EXPUNGED]
Billy Bob and Bubba are walking down a trail when they spot a human head under a bush... "Lookit that, Bubba!" Billy Bob says. "Ain't that cousin Jeff?"Bubba picks up the head, raises it to his eyes, squints, then shakes his head."Naw," he says. "Jeff was taller."
Do I enjoy making courthouse puns? Guilty
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They're going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on."
Your wife and daughter look like twins,' my friend said. 'Well,' I replied, 'they were separated at birth.'
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What do you want?" The man says, "Oh, just some fruit punch." The bartender sighs and shakes his head, "If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line." The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: 'sorry we don't serve food here'
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom.