The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋

What happens if a redneck bakes himself into a loaf? He's inbread.

I prefer my sandwiches to have 3 slices of bread. I'm looking for other people like that so we can start a club.

Fishing is a great way to recuperate. Whenever you’re feeling bluegill or like nobody gives a crappie. Or if you’ve fallen on your bass and you’re sturgeon for the truth. Don’t ever trout that cod will be there for you.

I made a DNA joke in my biology class but no one laughed. Guess my thymine was off.

I unscrambled the letters to spell “anger” “hate” “spite” and “malice” It was a cross word puzzle.

I saw a mosquito flying over my head and i caught it Then, I took off its wings and I shouted to it "Go Fly!"but it didnt fly.Conclusion: Mosquitoes go deaf when you remove their wings

I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn't concentrate.

What did the Japanese cannibal eat for dinner? Raw men

I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know.'

The guy who stole my diary died yesterday. My thoughts are with his family.

Just paid $200 for a belt that doesn’t fit! What a huge waist!

A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please, ' he says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you, ' the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head. '

How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.

“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '

At the job interview, they asked me, 'Where do you see yourself in five years?'