The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
How do you measure the mass of an influencer's following? By Instagrams!
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
Did you heard about the giant that threw up? It's all over town!
To the person who stole my case of energy drinks: I bet you can't sleep at night.
What do you call someone who sells herself in exchange for a plate of spaghetti? A pasta-tute
I got fired from my job at the sperm bank today Apparently dipping your finger in the sample cup and saying “oh this is spicy I actually asked for mild” is frowned upon
I walked up to a woman in the store the other day and said "36C" She proceeded to slap my face and said "What the hell is wrong with you?!"My response was "Why the hell would you wear a shirt that says Guess?!"
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob!
Environment Friendly Joke *What do you do with 365 used condoms?* Re-cycle them into a tyre and call it a Good Year.
Have you heard about the Transformer who turns into a prostate vibrator? I finally understand what they mean by ***"robots in these guys"***
My dad died last year when my family couldn't remember his blood type in time for the paramedics to give him a blood transfusion. As he was dying he kept insisting, "Be positive!", but it's difficult to be positive without him.
"You just need to relax Steve, it's just a minor surgery, it happens everyday with no issues" the surgeon said The patient replies "But my name isn't Steve"Nervously, the surgeon replies "But my name is"