The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I was pulled over by a police officer for drink driving. He said walk down the path in a straight line, 3 yards into the walk, the officer said, "You're staggering" I said, "you're quite handsome yourself" We just laughed and laughed. Now I need bail money.
Two Irish Couples Two Irish couples decide to swap partners for the night.After 3 hours of amazing sex, Brian says: "I wonder how the girls are getting on".
I just read that 6.7% of the world's population have a problem with alcohol. And I thought "6.7%...That would be a pretty strong beer."
Everyone in our little town was shocked and horrified that the local butcher got busted for selling drugs. I had seen Pete once a week like clockwork for over a decade, never even knew he was a butcher.
For the final piece of coursework in my art diploma, I used my knife to cut a line across Mr Hamill and Mr Wahlberg just after they'd finished eating. I scored full Marks.
A lot of people are shocked by the recent events in NASCAR. What is often characterized as a very conservative organization has taken a stance against racism. I'm not surprised at all though. To anyone who's been paying attention, from its very beginnings, NASCAR has always been veering to the left.
Why can’t 2 Asian people make a white child baby cause 2 wongs don’t make a white
The police bring a phone to the station for questioning. They soon find out his shocking crime. He was charged in connection with battery.
A doctor says to a lawyer "There are plenty of your mistakes covered up with paperwork" The lawyer responds "And plenty of yours covered up with a shovel"
TIL when some beers pour, they make a distinct melody. I would try use math to predict which, but I have never been good with lager rhythmic functions.
So, my girlfriend wanted to try some stuff she saw in the new 50 Shades of Grey movie Girlfriend: I just saw the new 50 shades and I really wanna try something I saw in the move.Me: oh yeahhhh? What’d you wanna try babe?Girlfriend: Fuck a billionaire.
Larry Flynt, creator of Hustler Magazine, has died aged 78. His family have asked fans do not send flowers... ...but to send nudes
Recent study shows that masturbating twice weekly increases life expectancy by 20%. I've done the maths. I am immortal.
How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
The inventor of the throat lozenge has died. There will be no coffin at his funeral.