The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
Did you know the oval office is full of money? There's a wad of bill's under the desk
"So I matched with this cute guy on Tinder last night, and we started chatting and sending each other memes and little animations. But then he mentioned that he was an exchange student from Athens, so I ghosted him." "Why?" "My daddy always told me, 'Beware the Greeks bearing gifs.'"
Cops have released a statement on the discovery of "Glory Hole" in the bathrooms of a hugely prestigious college sorority house. Police are looking into it. And are preparing a probing investigation.
A Jewish kid wants to go to the mall... and asks his dad for forty dollars."Thirty dollars?" he replies. "What do you need twenty dollars for?"
For my New Year’s resolution, I decided to join a gym to improve my sexual stamina. Turns out none of them offer 60 seconds a month memberships.
If the Green Lantern is weak to the color yellow, if you pissed on him, would he become weak? Either way, he'd be pissed
A dad turns to his son and says "Masturbation causes blindness." Son replys "Dad I'm over here."
Your mum is so slow It took her 9 months to come up with a good joke
Canadians and British are very upset about yesterday's events. They are no longer the only ones that rushed the Capitol.
Scientist recently linked a disease to women acting like a Karen. It's mad cow disease.
My wife says we should split up because I keep pretending I'm a detective I said good idea, we can cover more ground that way
How are pooping at someone else's house, and a first date the same? You really hope both *go down*.
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? A waist of time.
A bloke arrives at a nightclub door and the bouncers say he can't come in without a tie. He goes to the boot of his car and gets a pair of jump leads, wraps them around his neck and goes back to the doormen. "Can I come in now,' he says to the bouncers. 'Yeah, but don't start anything''.