The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I remember when I first started using drugs. I was 18 years old. It all started with a spliff, the odd bong or two. Before I knew it, I'd started using amphetamines like speed and for a stronger buzz, I moved on to ecstasy. It wasn't long after, that I started on the hard stuff, like cocaine and heroin.I was a complete mess.I was broke and my body was ruined.But fuck me, what a night.
Why didn't the saxophone get fired from his teaching job after multiple accusations of sexual assault? he was a tenure sax
"Just look at that couple down the road," a wife told her husband. "He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can't you do that?" "Are you insane?" he responded. "I barely know the woman!"
I got an email from Google saying, 'At Google Earth, we are able to read maps backwards!' and I thought, 'That's just spam!'
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?'
Why should you never mention the number 288? It’s two gross.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
Thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. Remains to be seen.
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.'
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.'
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.'
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.
What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A fizzician.