The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
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What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
Did you know that fighting increases your risk of heart attack? Because it's assault.
Prostitution is illegal in most of the U.S. But if you film it and call it porn then it's alright.
I was driving with my backdoor open. To close it, I accelerated at speedbumps. That way the door will close from the shock. I got fired because the patient fell from the ambulance...
What do you call a long line of LGBT people An LGBTQ
Did you know the original programmer of Oregon Trail was beaten to death by mentally ill Discworld fan? He died of dissin' Terry.
I bought a warehouse full of soup stock Now I'm a bouillonaire
I’m American, and I’m sick of people saying America is “the stupidest country in the world.” Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
There are some things I can't get a grip on. And that's why I stick to handles.
So there we were, 2 vs 100. We prepared our attack and started off strong... Killed 'em both.
I don't know why they bother with all that science history stuff in class like "Nature abhors a vacuum". Anyone who's ever had pets knew that already.
When I die, I wish to be buried with my record collection... It will be my Vinyl resting place
China may be catching up to the US economically... ...but they definitely won’t outweigh us.