The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What did the homicidal vegetarian say? I would kale for some salad.
The library in our town had thousands and thousands of books But even then everyone referred to it as the two storey building.
Why are the bathrooms so quiet at Pfizer headquarters? ....Because the P is silent. (a 12 year old told me this after I got my Pfizer vaccine)
A man goes to the doctor with a lettuce leaf in his arse Doctor says "no worries we can remove this easily"Man replies "doc, this is just the tip of the iceberg"
I bought pink cotton but my wife wanted purple Sorry, wrong thread
Why did the unvaccinated child buy a motorcycle when he was 3 years old? Midlife Crisis
Why was the cow in therapy? Because of his low moooooood
During the Coronavirus Pandemic the government gave all MPs a £10k increase on the expenses they can claim..... Don't those Wankers know Pornhub is free just now?
What's the worst part about sorting by new? The jokes
TIL After Nigeria was unable to win any medals in this year's Olympics, the Nigerian Sports Minister personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that traveled to Brazil He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.
Where do monsters like to party? At the g-rave-yard.
She looked up and whispered, “They’re right behind you'.
What is the scariest tree? BamBOO!
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.