The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Holmes and Watson are out hunting one day. John spies something moving in the bushes, and with practiced aim, levels his rifle and fires. They pull aside the brush to reveal a severed leg, with a clean bullet wound just below the ankle. “Watson!” Holmes cries out. “The game’s afoot!”
My grandmother died recently. We had her cremated. I think that’s what killed her.
cool funny jokes that i can copy and paste on to reddit wait this isn't googleshit
I have a new starter business idea that's going to go viral! It's a unique product, created by harvesting the eggs from dead women… I'm calling it: Cadaviar.
We call the hardest working prostitute at a brothel Princess Jasmine Because she’s always got Aladdin
It must be scary dating an adult film star So many jealous step brothers
What’s worse than your daughter doing porn? When your stepson joins her.
My friend got sick and asked me to call him an ambulance Apparently yelling at him “you’re an ambulance!” is not sufficient.
As I looked at the liposuction tube I realized it could be used to strangle someone... ...making it a weapon of mass reduction.
What did farmer say when his entire crop died suddenly. What a surprising turnip event.*This is my first attempt at writing a joke, and my wife thinks it's awful.
Boris Johnson just had an argument with the cabinet Now he's about to go yell at the table
My girlfriend and I broke up over astrology. She's a Taurus, but I don't believe in bullshit.
I was struggling to pick up a bottle of water in Morrisons the other day, so I turned to the woman working there and said "Why is this bottle so difficult to lift?" She responded "That's because it's an Evian"Edit 1: Thanks for the awards kind stranger!!!!!Edit 2: I've never got this many awards! I wish I could give you all one back!!!
A Japanese prison invited a few sumo wrestlers for a match... The fattest prisoners were selected to compete and to everyone's surprise they won.It's because the cons outweigh the pros.
Is your name Jasmine? Because you've always got Aladdin side you.