The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What did the paleontologist call his newest dinosaur discovery, after running out of new or interesting names? The Saurus
My stomach hurts, but if it's guilt or impacted stool, I can't tell. Either way, I'm so full of shit.
To the person who stole my antidepressants... I hope you are happy now!
What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten? The cat shat on the mat.
My Uncle used to say, to get what you want, you need to be frank with people. If that doesn't work, don't be afraid to get curt with them. If that's still not working, try showing them your dick. Show them your impression of Dick Nixon, Everybody loves a good impression
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your coconuts, this ain't gonna be your average blowjob.As told to me by a passing homeless man yesterday...
So I went into the park today and I saw a homeless man sitting on the wishing well with his pants down to his ankles. Well shit.
Why is this election historic? It's the first time we're guaranteed there'll be a cunt in the oval office.
A man walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of whisky He gulps them down quickly. Bartender asks "What's the occasion?"Guy replies "First blowjob"Bartender "Wow, can I buy you another?"Guy retorts "No, if 3 don't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will"
When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.