The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Why a surgeon never tell a joke It was a inside joke
After our radio station's accountant died in a parachuting accident, the program director told me to play some Tom Petty in rememberance after the obituary, as the accountant liked his music. However, when I did exactly that, he ended up putting my show off air. Dunno why. Though maybe I shouldn't have played *Free Fallin'*...
New England Patriots’ Robert Craft is charged with soliciting prostitution. He just wanted to show the masseuse where he wears his 6th super bowl ring.
Why does John Cena take COVID19 seriously? Because he doesn't want to go to the ICU.
After it rained for 40 days and 40 nights, how was the flood of Genesis stopped? God dammed it.
Grandfather: When I was your age, I used to go to the market with one dollar ...and bring home soap, rice, milk, bread, face powder etc..Grandson: Nowadays it's difficult. There are CCTV cameras everywhere.
Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump... But that's comparing apples to oranges.
A man found a magic lamp with a genie that offered him three wishes. The man said, "For my first wish, I'd like to be rich." "Okay, Rich," said the genie. "What would you like for your second wish?"
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
What do you call 50 pigs and 50 deer? 100 sows and bucks.
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?' 'A satisfactory.'
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.