The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
What does a mobster buried in cement soon become? A hardened criminal.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.'
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
Siri,' I asked my phone, 'why am I so bad with women?' She responded, 'I’m Bixby, you moron.'
Why should you never mention the number 288? It’s two gross.
What do you call an obese psychic? A four-chin teller.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, 'You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.' 'Now settle down,' the doctor calmly told him. 'You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.'
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
Within minutes the detectives knew what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
Why did the man get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.