The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, 'I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.'
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
All vampires keep their money in a special place—the blood bank.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
My daughter just shrieked at me, 'Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?' What an odd way to begin a conversation.
Whoever stole my depression medication: I hope you’re happy.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What did the seal with one fin say to the shark? If seal is broken, do not consume.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”