The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Almost got on a television show once.... So pissed they cancelled COPS
2.000 light bulbs stolen Investigators still in the dark
I shaved off a friends eyebrows a couple weeks ago, he was surprised apparently... ...I couldn't tell.
My friend takes bets on who's the ugliest person in a crowd. He's a FaceBookie.
My dad said he was going to set me up for life. Of course, I was excited by the idea. Until he blamed me for the murder he committed.
Warning to all men about eBay. Be careful what you buy on eBay.If you buy stuff on line, be sure tocheck out the seller carefully.I just spent £95 + postage,on a penis enlarger.Bastards sent me a magnifying glass.The only instructions said, "Do not use in sunlight."
Fred: he was dressing up as a ghost and scaring people away from the old fun park **cop:** that's actually not illegal but tell me about the talking dog
My physicist gf has refused to talk to me since the last time we had sex... Apparently she didn't like the fact that I gave her g a 10
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but graphing is where I draw the line.
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
Why do vampires have no friends? They suck.
How do you get a blind person to see? Usually by boat.
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?' 'It didn't have the guts.'
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.