The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What is yellow and climbs trees? A banana stuck in Tarzan's arse
My New Year’s Resolution was to lose 30 lbs. by the end of summer I’ve only got 40 lbs. to go
I have a joke for all you sorting by new. A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.An **optimist** sees light at the end of a tunnel.A *realist* sees a freight train.The ***train driver*** sees three morons standing on the train tracks.
How many Nigerians does it take to change a light bulb? Never mind, I forgot there was no electricity in Nigeria.
Two owls siting on a tree branch during a quiet night. One if them suddenly says: "hoooo hoooooooo"The other one turns and replies: "Fuck you Garry, you scared the shit out of me. "
Why did the accountant go crazy? He started to hear invoices in his head.
The U.K. government have predicted that Scotland could become a “third world country” if they gain independence. I don’t know if things will improve to that extent but fingers crossed for them.
Most women would love to wake up on their birthday to the smell of fresh coffee, a nice breakfast, flowers and oral But not my Sister.
What's 60 feet long and stinks of piss? A conga in an old people's home
The Covid19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society. They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
The police raided my house and found dynamite, wire and a detonator with a plunger Eyes welling with tears, I begged, “PLEASE don’t press charges!”
I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn't concentrate.'
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
Who is the most lonely billionaire? Alone musk.
What do you call an obese psychic? A four-chin teller.