The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
A Mexican electrician accidentally touched a live wire. He suffered a Corona discharge.
Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
Humans can catch diseases from monkeys and bats, but why not anteaters? Because they are filled with anty bodies.
On my visit to Chicago, the weather forecast said it was muggy. The forecaster was right. I went outside and someone stole my shoes.
BREAKING: Stevie Wonder suffers major laceration in horrible accident The wound too big for regular stitches, doctors were forced to use very super stitches
Why did the fruit salad turn brown so fast? It had too much melonin it
I’m on this great new drug to control my Tourette Syndrome. I swear by it.
Why aren't digital images of Bob Marley scalable? Because they're all rasta graphics.
I never knew my wife could have so much fun with a cucumber, a banana and a coke bottle Until I saw how happy she was making my lunch today.
From my kids: What do you call a pre meal snack for dogs? Appawtizer
My personal trainer said she wanted me to do a push workout. I've since been arrested for trying to pull her jogging bottoms down.
What do you call a collection of weapons kept for the purpose of burning down buildings? An arsonal
I just had a near-sex experience. My wife flashed before my eyes.
When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.
How does a duck buy lipstick? She just puts it on her bill.