The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋

Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What do you call a mom who turns into a dad? Transparent.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
Why shouldn’t you trust trees? They seem shady.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
Why did the tailor get fired? He wasn’t a good fit.