The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.
I still remember my grandmother’s last words. ‘What’re you doing with that pillow?’
I knew a nun once who was addicted to wearing clothes a third of her size. I never could figure out how she got into the habit.
The police were called to a NASCAR event when belligerent fans became violent after being asked to remove the Confederate flags they had brought to the event. Authorities believe it to be race-related.
Why can’t dinosaurs play baseball? Because they’re fucking dead
3 knights walk into a bar with their swords. The bartender sees them walk in and asks, “why are you taking your swords in here with you?”The knights say, “in case of mimics.”The knights laugh, the bartender laughs, the table laughs, they kill the table.
I'm not impressed by Brian May's astrophysics degree. I heard he called Mercury a star.
I have the worst neighbor in the World. He keeps on banging on the wall at 3:00 A.M. It's really disrupting my drumming practice.