The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
So the police have a new slogan. So the police in my area have a new slogan that they altered from the post office. Rain nor shine nor sleet or hail will keep your ass out of jail.
I hope the far east finally collaborates with the u.s. on eradicating the virus. I mean, it's Christmas day, we could use the good China.
I've lost my dad! Five year old Tim was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The policeman said, "What's he like?""Beer and women!", Tim replied
Just got to get this off my chest.... I'm getting sick and tired of people complaining about the price of things, $2.70 for coffee, $1.50 a cookie, $4.00 an hour for parking. If I hear any more moaning.. I'm stopping inviting people to my house.
Unexpected She: Why is your shirt smudged with ink blots?He: I refilled a printer cartridge at work today.Octopus under their bed: *whispers* Tell her about us, you chicken.
What do you call a conversion from centimeters to inches? an erection
Imagine you're stuck in the ocean, surrounded by sharks. What do you do to save your life? Stop imagining.
[Game of Thrones S7 Spoiler] What do Dragons call Jon Snow? Motherfucker.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey...but then I turned myself around.
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?' 'It didn't have the guts.'
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? “Hand eeeeeyeeeee……'
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark? ' I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.