The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
"Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia." Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
What do you call a penguin in the White House? Lost.
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
What's the difference between a 20 dollar steak and a 55 dollar steak? February 14th
A German sausage was found dead this morning with 27 stab wounds covering its body Police say it is the wurst murder they've ever seen
Hispanic girls can not be a man's peace. Its literally in their name. (His)(panic)
TEACHER: Today you'll give an example of a pronoun each and form a sentence with it. JOHN: HERTEACHER: Ok, your sentence? JOHN: Give her her book. It's hers. TEACHER: That's good. Yes who's next? DAVE: HIMTEACHER: Your Sentence?DAVE: Give him him book. It's hims.
A woman was told to send a facsimile copy of their child’s medical records to a specialist when their child fell very ill. She didn’t deliver, the child died, turns out she was anti-fax.
What would you call a North Korean news channel? The Medium.
What happens to a failed brain surgery? The patient loses its mind.
When i was a kid, you could go into a store with a dollar and walk out with a soda, 4 candy bars, chips, and some gum... But now, they have security cameras everywhere [not my joke, I got it from somewhere just don't remember where, and it's provably unfunny but it made me laugh a lil]
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school. At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters'PNEIS'and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors today while rest are on Reddit.
What do you call a girl who never masturbates? You call her a liar
The two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis, who played Gollum. But did you know that... ...Bilbo’s great great half uncle was a troll, and Gollum’s second cousin once removed was a troll. They’re the troll kin white guys.
Apparently my family is racist I had them meet my new black girlfriend and they all started screaming at us. Especially my wife.