The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
God asks a guy, would you set in motion a chain of events that will lead to the whole visible universe being destroyed in 1 million years, for 1 trillion dollars? Guy says yes thats alot of money and I've got to live for today. God pulls out a mountain of cash and swims in it and says, then you'll understand what I did 999,999 years ago.
The police were called to a NASCAR event when belligerent fans became violent after being asked to remove the Confederate flags they had brought to the event. Authorities believe it to be race-related.
My sister had a baby to save the relationship... But i still don’t talk to her.Credit: anthony jeselnik
Found a human hair in my McDonald’s burger. I was so surprised.... ... I didn’t know that they use natural ingredients.
After nearly a month of trying, my wife finally told me that she is pregnant. She has the worst stutter ever.
I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.'
Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
What did the Japanese cannibal eat for dinner? Raw men
I once got fired from a canned juice factory. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
Within minutes the detectives knew what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!