The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Why can’t you trust a balloon? It’s full of hot air
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
It’s raining cats and dogs, so be careful not to step in a poodle.
Santa Claus is a douchebag... He made my wife sit on his lap, asked if she’s been naughty this year then laughed and repeatedly called her a ho.
"Two steaks please", I asked the writer. "Rare for me, medium rare for my friend." He brought us a lovely bit of panda and a nice chunk of giraffe.
The other day I told a joke about an armoured vehicle with a rotating gun turret. It tanked.
There was an italian couple that went in Spain for holidays. A typical plate in Spain are the balls of the bull. They went in a restaurant and ordered them. When the plate camed there were some little balls. So they asked the waiter why they were that small.He said: it don't always pass good for the bullfighter.
Laughing on the internet is not allowed It’s against the lol
It took a while for Americans to get COVID-19. But in China, they got it right off the bat.
I met a girl who told me that she is an autism specialist. Turns out she works at Gamestop.
I shot a bullet into the air and it hit my hand. On one hand I’m really happy that it didn’t hit my head and kill me, but on the other hand I have a big gaping hole now.
So I went to the sperm bank the other day with a full condom... The doctor said ,"get a load of this guy".
I have an idea for a restaurant, it’s a mixture of Jimmy John’s and a strip club I’ll call it “Jimmy Dongs”
Little Ahmed is doing his biology homework. He comes upon a question: "What separates the head from the body?"Ahmed answers: "The axe"
"push push...harder.. you can do it.. little more!!" I was yelling at my pregnant wife.. But despite her best efforts,the car didn't start.