The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
There’s a disease that makes you uncontrollably tell airport jokes. No cure… it’s terminal.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
Did you hear about the girl who quit her job at the doughnut factory? She was fed up with the hole business.
Did you hear about the girl who quit her job at the doughnut factory? She was fed up with the hole business.
A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks Dad,” the son says. “That means a lot.” The father shakes his head and goes, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”
Did you heard about the giant that threw up? It's all over town!
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
They say that being scared of spiders increases the chances of them crawling into your bed while you are sleeping. Personally, I am terrified of scarlett Johansson.
Did you know? Did you know: A squirrel's brain actually increases in size during winter to remember where they buried their nuts....The technical term for it is post-nut clarity
50 shades of grey would be a perfect title for a movie about a dog reading a map of the US. EDIT: Thanks a million to everyone who upvoted. It's the first time I get these many. Oh, and by the way, the joke is stolen, it's a meme that has been going around for a while now, so... middle finger to all of you.
A pregnant lady visits her doctor for a check-up Doctor: Do you wish for the baby's father to be present during the delivery?Lady: NO, my husband already doubts him a lot.
A guy goes to the doctor for his physical. The doctor says to him, “Well, for starters, you’re going to have to stop masturbating.” The guy asks, “Why?”And the doctor replies, “Because Good God, man! I’m trying to give you your physical!”Obligatory Cake Day post. Thank you.
At the beginning of this year I made a New Year's resolution to lose 10 pounds.... ...Only 15 pounds to go!