The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you. It's a little fishy!
There’s a disease that makes you uncontrollably tell airport jokes. No cure… it’s terminal.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
All vampires keep their money in a special place—the blood bank.
My girlfriend smokes a lot, i call her the Dragon Because she doesn't exist
Only a bank ATM will charge you $3 to get your money back Then tell you to cover your pin so you don't get robbed.
China may be catching up to the US economically... ...but they definitely won’t outweigh us.
I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny and the Tooth Fairy. Well now that I’m older I don’t fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.
I have a super-power... I can stop a bullet! ... once...
Visiting Afghanistan for a second time, a war correspondent noted that since the fall of the Taliban, wives who used to walk ten paces behind their husbands were now walking ten paces in front. The journalist asked one of men if this was a sign of growing equality."No" the man replied. "Landmines."
(NSFW) Did you hear about the baby in Iraq who was born with 3 penises? I bet his pants fit like a glove..-Credit to u/no_hidden_talent who made the joke in the comment section of a news article.
I got pulled over by a cop this morning He came to my window and said "Do you know why I pulled you over?"I said, "No officer - I thought for sure you'd know."LPT - Don't do this.