The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Within minutes the detectives knew what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we “be positive,” but it’s just so hard without him.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
What did the cannibal choose as his last meal? Five Guys.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space.
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He stole third base.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What do you want?" The man says, "Oh, just some fruit punch." The bartender sighs and shakes his head, "If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line." The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
An inteovert elephant and an emo giraffe walks into a bar.. They couldnt fit in
I miss the good old days when the president only lied to us to protect national security. Or to hide a blowjob from his wife.