The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess.
A Central European trampolining team has recently gone bankrupt. They were bouncing Czechs.
I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!
During my calculus test, I had to sit between identical twins. It was hard to differentiate between them.
What's the difference between an oyster shucker with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhoea? One shucks between fits, the other fucks between shits.
The United Kingdom is to provide special support to those self-identify as gnomes, fairies or pixies... It'll be known as the National Elf Service.
Did you hear about the guy who's making "Colostomy Bag Pipes" on Kick Starter? They sound like shit.
A hard worker got a promotion. Thats the joke.
A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is a better cyclist!
I know why this entire country has gotten so cold. It's because Trump stopped blowing hot air that kept all of us warm.
“Doctor, I keep hearing voices coming from my underpants”... “Oh, that’s nothing to worry about, they’re just talking bollocks”
Why is it called Red Square called Red Square when it is shaped like a rectangle? Because in Soviet Russia, all sides are equal.
A man named his children second, minute and hour, and thus he was nicknamed father time One day, they was all in their house and a robber burst through the front door and said, 'nobody move!' When recalling the event, second said, it was like time stood still'
Babies are like pancakes You have every right to throw the first one away
I saw a gorgeous woman walk into a cosmetic surgeons office. I followed her in to ask her out, but I decided not to bother. Catching her picking her nose just put me right off.