The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, 'I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.'
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
She said I won’t be able to make it.
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, “I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.” The patient asks him, “Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him and says, “Nine.”
This ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.