The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I had a visitor one night… he explored my body… licked, sucked, swallowed & had his fill… when satisfied he left… I was hurt... Damn mosquito!!!
What do you call an Italian drug dealer in Asia? Narco Polo
Snow Day This morning thousands of students and teachers on the East Coast woke up, saw a mountain of snow, started screaming happily and then thought.......SHIT, we have school online today
Why should you never mention the number 288? It’s two gross.
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
I bought Spotify premium for an uninterrupted music experience. But I still hear my wife’s bickering between songs.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, 'It's a moving violation.'
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open Mike night!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?' 'Supplies!'
Teacher: “There are two words I don’t allow in my class. One is gross, and the other is cool. ' Johnny: “So, what are the words? '