The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Why didn’t the sun go to college? It already had a million degrees.
I love dad jokes, but I don't have kids, which makes me a Faux Pa.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
What did the police officer say to the belly button? You're under a vest!
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
A buddy asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.
What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil.
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)