The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.'
There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
I saw a 1000 year old oil stain… It was from ancient Greece.
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
Did you hear about the truck transporting steaks that got into a wreck? Some car T-Boned it.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
My cat was just sick on the carpet. I don't think he's feline well.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.