The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
“Whoever stole my depression medication — I hope you’re happy now.”
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well!
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
Americans have a terrible sense of humour I mean, their healthcare is a joke and most of them don't even get it.
What do you call it when you can’t make it to the bathroom in time? A shartcut
A husband says to his wife, “My Olympic condoms have arrived. I think I’ll wear Gold tonight.” A husband says to his wife, “My Olympic condoms have arrived. I think I’ll wear Gold tonight.”The wife replies, “Why not wear silver and come second for a change?”
there were 30 cows and 28 chicken. how many didnt? 10
Jesus was filling in a form. The question was "Do you suffer from Tourettes?" He wasn't sure whether to put a tic or a cross.
I asked my Google assistant to tell me what was the name of the number with 100 zeros I’ve already tried 5 times, and it keeps refreshing to the main page. Geez, thanks a lot.
Why did it take the police so long to show up to Capitol Hill today? Because they had to go home and change first.
A man walks up to 3 women wearing potato sacks. How does he know which one is the prostitute? The one whose sack reads "Idaho"
I was walking in the mall and I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going. Unfortunately, I accidentally stepped on a dwarfs foot and he started screaming. As I backed up in shock, he advanced on me and yelled “What the hell is your problem? I’m not happy!”Looking down at him I asked “Well, then which one are you?”
A body has been found at Real Madrid manager Zinedine Zidane's house, in what seems to have been a brutal attack. Police are saying it's murder on Zidane's floor
How many physicians do you need to interrupt the space time continuum? It takes a paradox.
In tragic news, Donald Trump's personal library has burned down Now he will never find out if the caterpillar ever got a good meal