The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
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Where do you find giant snails? On giant's fingersI'll see myself out
What happens when an angle gets itself into a car wreck? The angle becomes a rectangle
A guy wants a divorce. He tells the judge "I cant take it anymore she's out going from bar to bar every night way past midnight" The judge responds "what's she doing"The guy says "looking for me"....
Did you hear about the submarine industry? It really took a dive...
6000 languages in the world And you chose to talk shit
I opened up a summer camp for kids with adhd. Although I regret calling it a concentration camp.
Queen Victoria didn’t do such a good job keeping drinking water away from toilet water... but it was still frowned upon to cholera fool.
Buddy of mine was complaining about work, having a hard time dealing with his two aides. I said tell me about it, I just got my third hepatitis.
A reporter in Houston asked a woman how many churches were open during the flood She said; "I don't know I eat at KFC"
Life Pro Tip ~ if you start watching, "When Harry Met Sally" at exactly 11:15 pm on New Year's Eve, when the clock strikes midnight... You'll still be just as single as when you started the movie...
What is a pirate's LEAST favorite letter? Dear Sir or Madam,Your IP address has been flagged for illegally downloading movies. We will have to suspend your account, pending further investigation.Sincerely,The Internet Provider
For his birthday, an old man’s nephews secretly hire a call girl for him. When he answers the door she’s standing there in a slinky black dress. She says, “I’m here to give you super sex.”After thinking for a minute the old man replies, “I guess I’ll have the soup.”
I'm not saying I got too excited when I kissed that saxophone player... But I jazzed in my pants.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. Surprise, surprise!It was an Apple, but with limited memory.Just one byte, and everything crashed.